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Aspiring street musician: Hey, lady! Wanna buy my CD?
Lady: Nope! That shit's rap and I only like R&B!
Aspiring street musician: Yeah, well, maybe you shouldn't be outside with your pussy smelling like that!
--Outside Macy's
Overheard by: Nick Spiller

Dad to seven-year-old: Do you want to see 2012?
Seven-year-old: God, no. Who directed it? Michael Bay?
--Regal Theater, 14th St

Group of friends, singing: Tell me more! Tell me more!
Soloist: Did she poop on your face?
--19th St & Park Ave
Overheard by: Lotte
Little girl with large nose and pink jacket: Mommy, why is it cold out?
Mom with large nose wearing blue parka: Because your father is an asshole!
--F Train
Woman looking at cookbooks: Do you have a big kitchen?
Friend: Well, kinda. I've got a stove with two burners, and a microwave.
--Bleecker & Cornelia